Thursday, December 31, 2009

The 5 Outrageous Things You Can Buy After You Read This Article..




The 5 Outrageous Things You Can Buy After You Read This Article..


#1. 2010 Range Rover Sport SuperCharged- $75,000- with a supercharged v8, and enough chrome to kill an albino cat at one glance, I've been dying to get my hands on the steering wheel of one of these for about my whole 16 year life.  And I'm thinking in a couple years, I just might be behind the wheel of one of these things, then I can give you a real review.


#2. 2010 Audi r8- $130,000 Yes another car, the only difference is this one makes the Range Rover's speed look like a bicycle, and this one is your baby

.  This car in my opinion, is better than the Corvette and the Ferrari, combined, faster then the Corvette, and the Ferrari costs a lot more.... But, that doesn't mean this Audi won't get you more chicks than any Ferrari.... Just trust me on this one.  Unlike the Range Rover, I doubt I will own this car anytime soon, so maybe at the end of this article you can do it better than I did and maybe even make enough money to pay the bills with an Audi r8 in your driveway.


#3. A duplicate of the incredible hulk roller coaster- You already have two cars, what else did you expect me to say you should buy???  Is there anything else in the world you could ever want after you have one of these? Ya, that's what I thought and pitch in a couple more grand to get a cotton candy machine at the gates, so right before you go flying from 0 to 90 Mph in 2 seconds, you can have some cotton candy.


#4. A plot of land on the MOON!!-Prepare for earth's immanent demise with a plot of real estate elsewhere.. For $32, the New York-based Lunar Registry will sell you an acre in the Sea of Tranquility--"the moon's most prestigious location." All 850,000 customers who have bought real estate on the moon received a personalized deed on parchment, a satellite photograph of the plot and enough information to help locate the property by telescope.  When planet earth takes a turn for the worse you can just live on your moon property, that is assuming you cant get there...


#5. A day in the life of James Bond. -$75,000-TheBlueFish.com offers the "ultimate 007 experience." Seventy-five thousand dollars buys you a stay at the actual Monaco suite used in several James Bond movies, private driving lessons with a Formula 1 driver, a speed boat chase, a mock kidnapping to the "Octopussy" yacht, dinners in Moscow, a private tour of the Kremlin and a top-secret trip to Zhukovsky Air Base for flight training exercises in a military jet. Beats the heck out of watching the new Bond flick in a theater this month.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

How to Locate Money Stacking Affiliate Programs

A The Affiliate Marketer's Efficacious Guide To Tycooning Article Production


In this article you should find some efficacious info on, How to: Make Piles Of Cash Using...Affiliate directories, searching through large affiliate networks, and by contacting a business directly, to out wit your competition.  How an aspiring tycoon can find many affiliate marketing opportunities. Many, that will pile cash at your frontdoor in weeks.


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  If you want a lavish lifestyle, maybe a range rover or mercedes along with a house in Miami, You gotta take advantage of affiliate directory programs! Affiliate program directories are similar to the paper phone books that function to locate regular businesses, except they are on the web. An aspiring tycoon or just regular marketer can access these directories on the internet, and one of the best resources for locating affiliate programs is at Yahoo! Directory, but, this is just one directory. Another directory for business opportunists is called DMOZ, and this website lists many types of affiliate opportunities based on the sector one wishes to be associated with and specific general criteria, that you specify in the info section. Large affiliate websites offer so many opportunities, it will make your head spin. The most recognized large affiliate network is called Clickbank.com, and this website gives users control of thousands and thousands of affiliate programs. What is so helpful about these large networks is that there are many diverse types of affiliate opportunities listed, and it is also possible to contact others who are already making piles of cash money off of each program, in an attempt to see how the affiliate program works. This may not do much as most people don't wanna share their secrets with anybody else, there is a place you can get the secrets for free. Do the legwork, don't be lazy if you wanna be wealthy, do everything to the best of your ability, and I guarantee success. Many a time an affiliate opportunity may not be highly publicized, so it may be in a marketer's pocket books best interest to contact a business directly to see if they offer a private program, for affiliates. This is very good for you, no competition! This is a very good technique if a businessman or marketer has a specific market of interest or is an expert in one skill, because they can find a great opportunity that will take advantage of their special skills, and play to their strengths. They will find an area where they can turn their knowledge into capital. In most cases when done right.. Lots Of Capital.

 

  This can make you piles of money! If... You know how to do it correctly... If you don't do it correctly then it can cost you lots of time and money, with no returns, this can suck, but if you wanna do it correctly, your gonna need some help. So if this is what you want you should probably check out my author resources section.

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